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[persecutioncomplexes]

You've reached Starscream. Leave a message and I'll decide if I want to get back to you or not.

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[myonerule]

Starscream! This is Maccadam.

I've heard you've had quite a time lately, how about you come down to the Ol' Oil House and I can whip you up something nice? It'll be considerably more comfortable than the room you're in now, I know that much.

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[daintylegs]

Hey! You're one of the Starscreams!

How do you feel about big boats? Purple ones specifically.

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[seekermiddlemanagement]

Hey. Hey you.

[Ordinarily, Slipstream would not even think of calling Starscream since he's the worst person to ever exist in her eyes. However, she's very fucked up on some drug-laden energon cookies and some engex she unwisely took at the same time. She is currently on her habsuit floor, staring up at her device.]

You suck. You know that Nova Storm always said that one of your wings is bigger than the other?

I think she might be right.

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[hotwires]

Starscream? Hey, I'm Mikaela. Can we talk for a minute?

[a beat:] Don't... bother with all the organics are gross rah rah crap. I don't need to hear it.