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Re: audio

[persecutioncomplexes]

Not ALL organics. The ones on this ship are human, are they not?

I actually think you're a lovely people. Well, as lovely as an organic can be at least. There were dozens of compilations of Megatron making a fool of himself on the Earth internet posted by humans. Just thinking about them warms my spark...

And I was told a lot of humans shared many sad face and crying emojis at my funeral livestream.

Re: audio

[hotwires]

Oh! [she gasps a little, actually laughing because there is a lot there to take in, and all of it is hilarious.] God, I hope they put, like, clown honking on him talking. That's all I hear whenever he opens his mouth.

[she doesn't even know what to make of a funeral livestream. what the fuck is wrong with all these robots, actually?]

Well, anyway, Mac's off on some business for a while and he's left me in charge of the bar. I heard you have a room in back and do some baking sometimes?